JJ HARTFORD

he/him ~ 23 years old ~ queer ~ mutt ~ 5 foot 11 ~ construction worker ~ white

JJ Hartford is a 23-year-old dog living in Santa Cruz, California with his boyfriend Hawk. He was born and raised in an Upper West Side apartment in New York City. JJ spent his time in high school smoking weed in the bathroom and his years afterwards living at home while working at various construction sites. He's been doing the same thing every day this whole time: going to work, getting stoned in his room, watching old VHS tapes, drawing comics, and jerking off. He's sweet, caring, and uncomplicated, but regimented, nervous, and unsophisticated.

His family is very important to him. He is very close with his teenage sister Shoshanna and his autistic older sister Evelyn. He lived with them until he moved in with his old boyfriend East Flores. They lived together for East's final two years at Columbia University, parting on good terms when East graduated. East and his friends Beckett and Meadow brought spontaneity and adventure to JJ's life -- without an outside influence, JJ thrives on doing the same thing every day.

He was diagnosed with ADHD as a kid and still deals with it today. He also has a small stutter that's now mostly relegated to the h sound, but it does get worse when he's agitated.

When he met Hawk Addams in 2022, the two become close friends. They spent their days together doing construction work and began to hang out outside of work, getting high in JJ's room or going swimming. Their relationship was intimate but entirely platonic. The two particularly enjoyed having "guy talk" together. After JJ and East broke up, Hawk and JJ decided to move together to live in California. They started dating after that.

Growing up, JJ suspected he was aroace. He was attracted to men and women in an abstract way and had no particular attraction to any real people, but he did enjoy masturbating and at least the idea of porn. East was the first person he found himself attracted to. East is a transgender man with a vagina, which JJ had no trouble with. He also found himself attracted to his best friend Hawk. He would describe himself as gay for simplicity's sake, but his sexuality is much more complicated than that.

Before meeting East, JJ had no romantic or sexual experience. The two discovered he is into pet play and is a submissive top. He also has a fascination with autofellatio and often sucks his own dick when he masturbates. He is a well-built guy, strong without being particularly muscular. He has a very large penis, around nine or ten inches, although he is very nervous about it and does not like to be perceived as showing off. He has brown fur and blue eyes, as well as a septum ring and a single earring.

He has a very strong libido. JJ often jerks off three or more times in a day (once in the morning, once after work, and once before bed) and finds that if he doesn't, he gets wet dreams. Any sort of sexual or physical stimulation tends to give him an erection and he is quick to precum. Sometimes when he strips down at the end of the day, his boxers are wet.

Likes:

• Survivor and elimination charts
• Smoking weed
• Construction work
• His family and old friends East, Beckett, Meadow and Ramone
• Rituals and routine
• Mango and clementines
• VHS tapes and technology from his childhood
• Slime
• Minecraft
• Drawing comics about his OCs
• My Little Pony
• Being in his boxers
• His sheep plush
• New York City
• His graphic tees and high-vis clothing
• The GO! Team, the NITW OST and Nintendo music, Pavement, The Ramones, Bloodhound Gang, and other fun indie music

Trivia:

• The only other crushes JJ has had in his life were on Richard Hatch from the first season of Survivor and Discord from My Little Pony.
• JJ would not consider himself a stoner even he definitely could be described as one -- it is not a social or an aesthetic thing for him. He just really likes weed.
• He loves high-vis clothing and wears it casually. As a kid, he was enchanted by how shiny the outfits are and he loves getting to wear it now.
• JJ stands for Johannes Jack.
• JJ has aphantasia.
• When he's happy or needs to stim, JJ flaps his paws.
• His evening rituals involving his (unnamed) sheep plush are very important to him. He has a difficult time remembering to brush his teeth, so he pretends to brush the teeth of his plushie before he brushes his own. He kisses the sheep before tucking it into bed and cuddling up next to it. This is so second nature to him that he doesn't even think about it when he does it.
• Because of his size, boxers have always been his favorite underwear. There is nothing in the world that makes him happier than lounging around in his boxers.

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