Lavender

Lavender needs to get laid.

The dog throws his backpack down, lets his shorts and his boxers drop to the floor, and kicks them to the other side of his dorm room. Pulling his computer out of his bag, he jumps into bed and spreads his legs. His cock was already hard the whole bus ride home so the dog is ready to go. He pulls up his favorite porn site and scrolls through the recommendations on the front page, trying to find the right video for his mood.

As much as he loves watching porn, what he’s really so excited about is the real thing. He spent the first year of college too nervous to even consider himself someone who could have sex, but a year in he finds himself wanting that more and more. Seeing the guys in his feed rubbing themselves for their stepdads, catching their straight roommates and fucking after their soccer games makes him so giddy. There’s a real physical lightness in his chest as he thinks about what it might actually be like to do that himself.

Lavender’s cock throbs against his tee-shirt when he sees a video of two deer frotting while kissing, so of course he clicks it.

The first minute is just the two guys making out, still fully-clothed. Lavender feels bad when he skips ahead in porn, so he watches it through, blushing harder and harder. The dog whaps his tail against the bed thinking about what it might be like to kiss someone, to put his paws under their hoodie and feel his way up their chest. By the time the deer on the left lowers himself to start rubbing the other deer’s bulge, he has to pause the video to take a breath.

A little message appears in the corner of the screen from Roo, one of his online friends he plays DnD with. Lavender happily clicks the message.

hey lav

what r u up to?

Jerking off lol

bro

focus on ur dick

i can wait

No no it’s all good

I barely started

hehehehe

How r u

good

i’d probably be jerking off too if i wasn’t meeting up with this guy in a bit

Oh cool

Who is it

met him on a hookup app

idk anything about him other than he’s dl and 7 inches

But is he nice

Does he hold the door for you

convivial dl trade 👀4 bottom

If he isn’t nice then you need to run

pleasant easy-going college student 👀4 nice men

I wish i could do that

be nice?

The whole hookup app thing

why not?

it’s suuuper easy

and then u can have sex at the end of it

Yeah ig

It just kind of freaks me out

what about it?

Idk maybe it’s just because of my autism but the idea scares me

It’s not hooking up with a stranger because I’d do that

Just the idea of having sex at all kind of makes me so nervous

Like my paws start shaking when I even think about it

But I want to do it so much

hmmmmmmmm

and the idea of being on a hookup app makes you shake like a soda can?

Yeah pretty much

what if it was with someone you knew?

I don’t think I know anyone who would wanna do that

And even then every time I’ve had a crush I stopped being friends w that person

Because the idea of it freaked me out

wait lav

i have an idea

What is it

ur campus isn’t too far from downtown, right?

It’s a bus ride but I do it every day

i know this guy online

we play fortnite together lol

but he’s reeeeeally nice and reeeeally chill

like we’re not best friends or anything but we’ve stayed up at night chatting for hours

and i know he lives in downtown portland

Wait what

Are you suggesting that I’d meet up with this guy

i could ask him about it

his name is lamar

he’s really nice and i know does hookups sometimes

he’s a little older than u, like 24

??????

can i help you

Sorry

Like are you being serious

bro i’ll text him right now

Wait hold on

no too late i texted him

What?????

What did you say

quote

hey! i was wondering if i could pass ur discord to my friend lavender who lives in portland. he’s 20 and super cute and a virgin and interested in meeting up with you.

What?????

Sorry omg

You said my name?

worst case scenario he says he’s not interested

How many Lavenders are there in portland?

ppppprobably a lot

Ok yeah

he’s typing

he says

sure! i’d love to chat with him, especially if he’s as cute as you say :)

Fuck

Omg

You’re crazy

ur welcome bro

now u can go back to jerking off

or you can text this guy who ends his sentences with an emoticon smiley face

I’ll text him

But I don’t think I’m going to do anything

okkkkkk

might change when u talk to him but okkkkk

sending him ur info now

Thank you

of course

ok i gotta get ready for my hookup

and u do too maybe?

hehe anyway ttyl lav

Talk to you later!

Lavender stares at his screen, still rock hard. That bubbly feeling he had in his chest before has been replaced with a distinct lightness across his full body. He bites his lip and shakes his paw nervously to get rid of the excess energy he has until Lamar texts him.

He checks back on the tab with the porn. The deer are frotting now. Lavender feels like he’s interrupting something, so he keeps his eyes on his Discord messages instead of the porn.

And then there’s a text from Lamar.

hey!

is this lavender?

Hi it is

cool

i’m lamar :3

so i heard u were interested in meeting up?

I’ll be honest, I was trying to placate Roo

I don’t think I’d want to do anything

that’s okay!

i heard ur a virgin?

I am

And I’m just a little neurotic

So I just don’t think I could do it

okkk

but if u were to do it, what do u think you’d want to do?

Like sex?

yeah!

Maybe just kissing

I haven’t kissed before either

Kissing and frotting

hehehe cute

I don’t know I don’t even know if I could do that

I guess I’d just do what my body wants

But i don’t really know how to tell

You don’t need to know any of this I’m sorry

well that’s ok

i like hearing what u think

it’s cute!

can i see a photo of you?

i can send one myself :)

here lemme take one

Lavender waits a second for Lamar to send a photo over. His screen brightens with a selfie of Lamar. He’s a brown bear and he’s sitting on some sort of sofa, a window with the distinct image of the downtown Portland skyline behind him. And he’s really attractive. Big and fluffy with a smile that Lavender can feel in his flapping paws.

there’s me

can i see u?

Yes one second

Lavender can barely hold his phone up as he tries to take a selfie. He’s never been one for photos, so he takes a couple and scans through them for one where he looks the most normal. He sends the photo over.

Lamar doesn’t respond to it immediately, which makes Lavender think his erection might be in frame. He scans the photo for any evidence of that and it doesn’t look like it, but he still waits nervously for Lamar’s response.

woooooah

roo wasn’t lying

u are so fucking cute

Really?

ur little smile?

and ur scruffy little neck?

soooo fucking cute

Thank you

I think you’re cute too

Sorry if I’m being awkward I really mean it

thank you pup!

don’t think ur being awkward at all :)

so a little kissing huh?

that doesn’t sound too scary

what are you nervous about?

Just doing it I don’t know

It makes my body so nervous

but u do want to do it?

A lot

More than you know

cuuuute

and a little frotting afterwards?

Just an example

no i like frotting

it’s super fun and it feels super good

and it’s so easy ‘cause only one person needs to do the work

That does sound fun

And you can kiss and frot at the same time

exactly

you get it

i know you said you wouldn’t want to meet up, but i know ur close

we could just get coffee for 10 mins, chat a little

You’d do that?

of course!

to chat with a cute pup like you?

super casual, no expectations

you can go home after and see how u feel

And it wouldn’t be a hassle for you?

i sit in the coffeeshop every day and look out the window for abt that long

so it would just be like you sat down to say hello

Ohh

Well if you want

Then that sounds nice

yes ofc!

here i gotta get going, but i’ll text you in a bit about plans

sometime this week if you’re available

Ok yes

Thank you Lamar

of course lavender :3

Lavender sits back from his computer, feeling like he’s in an entirely different plane than the one he was in before. He texts Roo.

Hey

What are you doing?

in the bathroom of this guy’s apartment putting his deodorant on

about to get dicked down

Oh sorry

Just wanted to say thank you

u gonna get dicked down too?

We’re gonna have coffee

fuck yes

big win

ok gotta get dicked down

bye bro

Bye

The dog lays back in his bed. Even though he’s been hard this whole time, he only takes notice of his throbbing cock now that there’s nothing else to distract him. He’s still nervous to a certain degree, but now that it’s out of his paws he feels less shaky.

What else is there to do but finish himself off? He clicks back onto the porn, where the deer are now cumming in each other’s mouths, then closes the tab. Instead, he brings his laptop onto his lap, puts his left paw on his cock, and starts stroking himself as he rereads the conversation between himself in Lamar.

He focuses on all of the times Lamar calls him cute and imagines what it might be like. To be in that apartment, in Lamar’s arms, having someone call him cute and kiss him and touch him all over. How, if his body doesn’t get in the way, this might just happen.

Lavender finishes all over his laptop screen. Squeezing his eyes shut and slapping his tail against the bed, he lets every last rope of cum out. Then realizing what he just did, he grabs his boxers from the floor and wipes all the cum off.

He puts his head on his pillow and looks up at the ceiling, completely calm in his post-nut clarity.

This is gonna happen. Lavender’s gonna get laid.

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